Grape juice and unicorns

That mother fucker! That darn dirty mutter fucker dared to spill colored orange juice all around my floor! he dared to soil my beautiful world, my essens, my sanctuary. I should punish him... Yes, I should truly punish him for his actions, no matter how many times e screams Parley, for he is damned to eat marshmellows for all eternity in his cave of all that is flyffy and dear. He will never see his enemies for they will burn in the waters of calmness infront of his pants! For that is the only fitting end to this FIEND that soiled my beautiful world, for he is evil and thus be pnished.. YE BE LOVED MY MOTHERS LOVER!!!! ye be loved!